So Mallu recently got committed. [Mallu's a jackass who happens to be a great buddy and a fellow wingie from Kgp. This is a second entry on my blog which involves the idiot. The first one is here]. And even more recently, he and his bandi were out boozing on a lazy afternoon. While returning, stupid Mallu rode rash on the bike and managed to meet with an accident. Though the thick-skinned fatass survived the fall with minor abrasions, his babe got hurt big time. She broke her wrist (yea, you know with bandi's na... feathery, fragile and shit).
I just happened to come by a nice song whose lyrics can be hacked to fit mallu:
Hai mota, hai popular, hai mota, hai popular, spectacular, he is a bachelor
Mallu ki Buddhi tez hai, Mallu kudiyon mein craze hai
Mallu ki skin hai jet black, Mallu dikhta african hai
Fenny ki Bottle haath mein Sutta Kings wala
But Mallu can’t ride-a-bike saala, Mallu can’t ride saala
Mallu chala nahi sakta
Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance
Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance
I know I have invited the ire of Mallu and his babe upon having written this entry :P, Though I do firmly believe that neither will really care :D
8 comments:
Hero! HaRaMi, no booze involved. No Fragility involved either, but yeah, song fits, more so coz, Mallu's nick name happens to be Pappu at home ;)
For the information of other comment-posters, 'Royal Stag' above happens to be mallu's babe. Need I say more about the lovebirds' indulgence in booze? :P
corrections - no booze involved.. mallu was only showing off his road rash skills..
bike meri thhi :(
Btw, am not complaining, the artist in me got it first big break, My art's on display on RS's plaster :) .. mu ha ha ha
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I missed it. Any videos?
There are pics :P and thanks Nanosage for supporting the no-booze thing ;)
this one was totally gay ;)
below expectations after the earlier one with mallu :D
yep... bandis are fragile... this one just looks tuff... but has weak bones :)
As for mallu's bike skills... no comments...
Hey... did the bike survive the crash???
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