Quick Presentation Tips

Disclaimer: BeeTeaPee Presentation is entirely a hypothetical construct. Any resemblance whatsoever with any real-life incident/person/event is purely co-incidental and unintentional. But yeah, these tips can come in handy. :P

CoolTip#1: Before presentation, ask the panel if they would prefer to have you face them, or the wall.

CoolTip#2: You have the right to request the panel to wear protection before they begin.

CoolTip#3: Never, ever let the panel know that you've done it before.

CoolTip#4: Try to get your btp-ppt rescheduled if it clashes with those five days. (A messy deal will leave the panel unsatiated, and your grades compromised)

CoolTip#5: Tell the panel that you abstain from fellatio on that very day of the week.

CoolTip#6: A one-man-panel's a breeze; two's exhausting; three's an orgy; four's a pain; five... you had better paid a visit to your surgeon

Corollary to CoolTip#6: The age old saying "more the merrier" doesn't hold in the context of the BeeTeaPee-Presentation.

CoolTip#7: If the panel is bi-curious, you've had it.

CoolTip#8: Do not doubt the panel's ability to do it again... and again... and again....

CoolTip#9: See if you can convince the panel that you're underage. (Caution: in certain cases, this can backfire)

CoolTip#10: If the panel fails to get it up, you can't be luckier.

CoolTip#11: Take the pills regularly for atleast a week, after the presentation.

CoolTip#12: It will hurt less if you try to enjoy it.

CoolTip#13: Tell the panel that you like to play with 'toys'. It'll be a neat workaround if they agree.

CoolTip#14: When asked "what was your contribution", dont exclaim "I played the victim, m*****f***r". It can be detrimental.